Well maybe not a thousand, but these pictures say alot.....
"Ahhh this water is freezing! Get me out now get me out now!!"
"Dude, I have no idea why you're trippin. These water feels niiice. Haven't you noticed it's 105 outside?"
"No! No! No! Gimme out. Gimme out out out!"
"Wait, now that you mention it. It is hot. And ohh yahhhh this water feels good.